Marital Mondays: 2 Years
I didn’t want to write another sappy anniversary blog this year, though I’m ecstatic that it’s been two years and I haven’t had the urge to skin Hannibal’s toe knuckles. Nope, not sappy.
Anyway, instead of that, I decided to post some Hannibal & Myshell everyday one liners.
M: You’re making the “I don’t want to be bothered with you right now” face
H: No, I’m making the “I had this conversation with you three weeks ago” face
M: I don’t even remember the conversation we had at the dinner table *tonight*!!!
M: I don’t even know what Justin Beiber looks like. I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.
H: Easy. You just pick the dollar sign standing there. That’s what Usher did.
M: You’re anti-blonde hair, right? I’m going gray at a rapid rate and I need a coverage plan.
H: Why don’t you just go gray?
M: Have you met me? I’m 30 and I still show leg and wear my tits out. I’m trying to do my grown and sexy cougar thang!
H: Baby, you’re too young to be a cougar. You’re barely a puma! And, that’s only ’cause you’re rocking the tennis shoes.
M: Do you like my toe nail design? It’s like the sun made out of rhinestones.
H: I don’t really like toes near my face unless I’m sucking them. You should take a picture of it and email it to me. I’ll analyze it that way and get back to you.
This is our marriage. And I love it.
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